You're very pretty!!!! You should smile more often <3

i suck at smiling but ty baby 


When someone lies to you but you already know the truth

me: what do i do to find out about my future
me: *calls 911*

I Googled sexy Yoshi


baddude: “im a goddam villain i like destroyed the shit outta this world.”

naruto: yeah but you wann be my friend?

bad dude:”no??? what the fuck??? im tryina destroy the world???”

*naruto beats the shit outta the villain*

naruto: yeah now you wanna be my bffl???

bad dude: “o…ok… i guess…”

♪*WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMER!! 日本のものの束は、私が日本を行う方法自演はありません!!!!!*♫♬

my eyes are the size of footballs and i need to color my hair 


person: what r u doin

me: image

How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head.
Nina LaCour, Hold Still (via toolazytolive)

(Source: poetrist)


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You treated strangers better than me.
a six word story by jenniferneverevenrealized (via just-six)